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Pets Live Here
To pacify
you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front
door:
To
All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our
Pets.
1. They
live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's why they call it "fur"niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter
who is short hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
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