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How To Hug A Baby

Attention all dogs! The following are important instructions for every dog to know.

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, spy a baby.

How to hug a baby

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.

How to hug a baby

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.

How to hug a baby

4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

How to hug a baby

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.

How to hug a baby

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.

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