It's Mine If...

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Dog Joke It's Mine If...

If I like it, it's mine.

If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

If I can take it from you, it's mine.

If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.

If it looks just like mine, it is mine.

If I saw it first, it's mine.

If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

If its broken, it's yours.


Jennifer Minchin
23 March 2018  |  14:37

Brilliant,applies to both my dogs but also to me with regards to my husband 😁


Carole Manuel
24 March 2018  |  7:34

I have 2 dogs, Emma & Cleo. Cleo would add to the list, "If it's Emma's, it's mine." Emma's response would be, "Whatever.........".


Sue Lesch
25 September 2019  |  6:39

It's mine if , is so cute and funny, it's perfect for my dog (chihuahua) is there a sign with this saying I could buy and if so where? Thank you for your help and time.)