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It's Mine If...

2 CommentsThursday, 22 March 2018  | 

Dog Joke It's Mine If...

If I like it, it's mine.

If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

If I can take it from you, it's mine.

If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.

If it looks just like mine, it is mine.

If I saw it first, it's mine.

If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

If its broken, it's yours.


Jennifer Minchin
Friday, 23 March 2018  |  14:37

Brilliant,applies to both my dogs but also to me with regards to my husband 😁


Carole Manuel
Saturday, 24 March 2018  |  7:34

I have 2 dogs, Emma & Cleo. Cleo would add to the list, "If it's Emma's, it's mine." Emma's response would be, "Whatever.........".

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