Life Lessons From DogsMonday, 5 February 2007 | D for Dog The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous 
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams 
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings 
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney 
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones 
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown 
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein 
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain 
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras 
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. - Phil Pastoret 
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