Talking Dog For Sale


A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep" the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars" the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."

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Nancy MIX
23 March 2020  |  17:51

Perhaps we can send him to CONGRESS

31 August 2020  |  18:00

Nancy, I think you meant the SENATE

Marc Ninten
21 January 2021  |  0:29

No the house.

26 January 2021  |  0:16

I never pass up a chance to educate people on this subject. The Congress consists of two chambers, the House of Representatives, and the Senate.

Bonnie S.
26 January 2021  |  1:49

NO. The House of Representative!! 😉

Sharon Potusky
01 July 2021  |  16:06

leave the poor dog be.... he has had enough jobs ;-}

25 June 2022  |  23:34

Love good funny stories!

Sky Blue Swain
15 February 2024  |  8:43

My dog Tuxn talks too. On dog talking buttons. Sometimes she lies too. Tells people she co-starred with Marilyn Monroe in a movie. But Tuxn is only a year old. She speaks English well, but her math is poor.